Yeah, I know this is going to sound a bit strange and quite disgusting...but, well...let me start from the beginning. A few days ago, Porter got sick...you know, the runny/stuffy nose and coughing frequently?? Well, I FINALLY, after SEVERAL attempts...got the blockage out! That's right! His boogers are conquered by the MOM! I can't even begin to describe how accomplished I'm feeling right now, I almost want to make a mommy award and frame em!
You couldn't know how ecstatic I am unless you knew the frustration I went through. Every time Porter would eat, he had to constantly pull away to catch his breath because he couldn't breathe well enough through his nose. After 23 minutes of trying to booger sucker 'em out, NOTHING. Porter moving and crying during my unsuccessful efforts didn't help much either. I tried for 3 DAYS! Then this morning, tadaa!!
K, who else feels like they should be rewarded with a mommy award? Fill me in on what future successes I have to look forward to.
3 months ago

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